Hey, I was asleep and you started sucking me off. I was fucked, but I fucked my sister

Offered sex and she said yes - didn't expect the sister to be a giver

Gave a student sex party and got knocked up? Oh, fuck it! (cringe)

We switched bodies, so what? No one can cancel sex, bro, fuck it!

Already didn't know how to hint, but still got her hands on her friend's dick